Moonbeams and Unicorns

Kipp is a good guy. He's giving me a section on his website. And after all the contributions I've made, it's about damn time. The following are conversations we've had:

1. Me: You should start a diary on your kippcaron.com site.
Kipp: Too much effort.
Me: Then write journal entries.
Kipp: Ok

2. Kipp: Quick, give me a name of a Super Nintendo game.
Me: Brainlord.
Kipp: Something more popular.
Me: Crono Trigger.
Kipp: Nevermind, I got one.
Me: Asshole.

Thats about all of them. As you can see, they have affected his website in major ways. oh yeah Kipp and I talk online too much. Probably because I'm in Korea. I've been here for 6 months. I used to take photos of nature and beautiful things, but then I learned about Soju (Korean whiskey) and that drinking in public is legal. I went to a temple the other day. I could have taken photos of the temple, but fat, asian boys checking out fat asses were more interesting.


I miss Lisa Frank school supplies. I never had any, but I was never cool enough to own some. I'm gonna get a trapper keeper when i come back home. Who wouldn't be jealous if you pulled something like this on it out of your backpack?


I wish there were Lisa Frank Weapons. They would look like this:


It wouldn't make the world better, but war would be a lot prettier.