Butterfly Kisses Make You Suck

Matt asked me yesterday night if I preferred butterfly kisses or spooning, which made me feel uncomfortable and weird. I figured that rather than answer his question directly, I would a ridiculous objective comparison and post it up here so everyone can definitively see the answer to this century-old question.


As you can see, spooning takes the competition with a landslide victory, which is good, because butterfly kisses are ridiculous, why don't you just save yourself the work and rub a hair brush on your partner's face?

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